How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

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@8 hours ago with 349625 notes
420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

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@8 hours ago with 580529 notes
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

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@9 hours ago with 97085 notes
asmallqueen:

and that’s how you kill a gnat, ladies and gentlemen

asmallqueen:

and that’s how you kill a gnat, ladies and gentlemen

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@9 hours ago with 290 notes

theredbookofwesteros:

quinnfabary:

I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room

 

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@9 hours ago with 600736 notes

221bspooky:

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

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@8 hours ago with 244717 notes

"I’m not the good guy anymore."

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@8 hours ago with 1357 notes

psychoanthrowalker:

apocalypse-married:

"Rick, it’s me."

ugh.  This is painful and still gives me feels.  I hope that they can find a way to mend their relationship and work together again.  I really do.

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@9 hours ago with 63 notes

heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

(via heliolisk)

@9 hours ago with 32986 notes

"If Cleveland sports didn’t exist I’d probably murder my family."

my World History professor
@10 hours ago
#quotes #cleveland #ohio #college #sports